This was in an email and I thought it was pretty funny. Although, I hope when I'm old and in the hospital, my husband would rather have me around than go on vacation. lol I love an email that can get me to laugh out loud. I wonder where people get this kind of stuff, but I'm sure some kid, somewhere, actually said it. lol
"A six year old went to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa. When they got to the hospital, he ran ahead of his grandma and burst into his grandpa's room.
'Grandpa, Grandpa,' he said excitedly, 'as soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!''What?' said his grandpa.
'Make a noise like a frog, because grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're going to go to Disneyland!