April 11, 2008

Oh no she didn't!

Oh yes I did! I'm so totally making a post. Shocking, I know! I come and go and go and come. You see, in my own world I have a little elf who writes funny, witty, blog posts for me. She's very clever and has quit the wit about her. Lovely thing really.

If she were here, she'd tell you about a few things I've been doing lately. She'd say I had sold my elliptical in hopes of buying a treadmill. Then she'd throw in something funny like elephants and ellipticals make for amusing pictures. And then she would talk about how the idea of buying said treadmill, flew out the window when I realized that a good one for me to run on was in the $1500-$3000 range. She would add her thoughts on how possibly to convince the treadmill people that eating a few Elfian Oh Henry Bars would make them drop their prices.

Then she would say that I decided to try a local gym and get a membership because I agreed to run in a 5k with my family come June. Naturally she would say how incredulous this was where I can barely run a mile after taking the winter season off and how she blames my hip and thigh expansion on ice cream and cookie manufactures design to see me flail like an otter on the beach, on race day.

She would probably say something along these lines or something similar. She actually on Elfian Spring Break and hopefully soon she'll be back to posting on a more regular basis. I've missed having her around. My poor blog. ;)


Kara said...

Good luck with the gym :) I'm still sad that I won't be running the 5k again this year, but next year I'll come up and join you! Everytime I make O Henry bars I think of you lol, wish I could send you some :)

Ginabear said...

Haha, I love your little elf, she makes me laugh!! I have missed seeing her around! I could sit for hours and listen to her stories!

Qtpies7 said...

Good luck with that run, I wouldn't do that for the world!

But I would come by and tell you about getting free money, with NO strings attached! Stop by my blog for $25!